Animal I have become (part one)

" Great goddammit i have to go to one of your human schools?!?! " Karkat yelled at john his white eyes have slight sorrow "Well i don't want you laying around you're hous- Hive all day and i think you're losing I.Q Points." John said trying not to laugh "Plus i'm dead how do you think i feel?" Karkat sighed and rubbed her forehead "John are you forcing me to get damn fucking human education?!" John looked surprised "Uhm. actually yes." He said grinning after a few minutes. John being at her door step she slammed the door in his face , just to have him go through the door "Fuck you and your ghosty-ness egbert." She mumbled "Karkat you need to clean up!" he said then tripped over one of her bra's "HA! it was a booby trap!" She exclaimed laughing , John blushing like crazy. "I-It's not funny!" John exclaimed still blushing "Aww is jowhn blushing?"  Karkat cooed , John's clothes began turning red "God not this john." "HeHe FiEsTy? " c!John asked karkat rolled her red irises at the corrupted person "I'm Just glad i'm not like you." She said C!John's grin widened if that was possible , glitching in and out.  "YoU kNoW yOu WaNt Me KaRkLeS~" c!john purred and karkat scowled "suck it up perverted reject of a computer virus"  karkat snapped at him cleaning up her messy house as he floated above her couch trying to get a glimpse up her skirt when ever he could when she bent over , she usually wears shorts.  c!John chuckled as he floated into her room without her knowing , he came back out blind folding karkat and when he took off the blind fold she was swearing thigh socks. "J-JOHN WHAT THE FU-FUCK?!" she screamed at him punching the staring corrupted boy. His clothes returned normal "OW MY FACE HURTS AND KARKAT WHY DO YOU LOOK LIKE A JAPANESE SCHOOL GIRL?!" karkat stared at the boy confusion on her face. "i what now?" she turned around looking in her mirror looking at a karkat with a black tank top on , a white skirt with dark grey thigh socks on "I have no idea why it turned out to look like this." she turned around sighing "you're corrupted form put them on me." "oh" John said slightly Blushing "Okay john i'll give this school a try."